Fishing on the Chesapeake
“Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone And the only fish I smell Is on the deck of my boat. I’ll steal some gas, fix my motor Put on my Doors tape And get you out of my head!” If you’re looking for...
View ArticleOur First Blog-Anniversary
Today, Baltimore, the 28th of October, is a day of tremendous moment and importance. It’s a big red letter day for us, because exactly one year ago today we launched our humble little blog with this...
View ArticleThe 10 Top Chops of 2010
Well, here we are at the end of the year. The holidays are well nigh and everyone is busy buying gifts, planning parties, eating, drinking, making merry, and of course, looking back and taking stock of...
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Today: Facebook IPO Will F You in the B
Happy Facebook Day everybody! This post is being published at 7:00 am, and odds are that even at this early hour you’re already completely sick of hearing about Facebook’s IPO and how they have a...
View ArticleThe Chop Joins Tumblr
Once upon a time, we mocked and derided Twitter mercilessly. Then we got a blog and joined Twitter and realized that OH! this is actually pretty awesome. Not only does it drive blog traffic, but it...
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Dave Tedder’s Memorial @ 2640 Space/Ottobar Today
Dave Tedder died suddenly last week. While I wasn’t especially close to Tedder, I’ve known him for more than half my life at this point. I’m sad to see him go. I always expected Tedder would be off for...
View ArticleBlackout
No power means no blog posts. Sorry kids. We’re sleeping on the balcony and living off of pizza and Chinese food and being bored and sweaty and miserable until the power comes on again. In a week or a...
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Baltimore in the Year 3012
Good news everyone! In a thousand years most of you pathetic jerkbags will be ancient wormfood. And do you know what happens to ancient wormfood? (Hint: it involves the Slurm Queen’s cloaca.) But...
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Free Happy Hour @ Center Plaza Today
Update: Presumably because of the water main break and the extreme heat and the generally shitty state of affairs in Baltimore City this has been postponed until August 15. Not exactly a banner...
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